Dangerous Metrics LLC

Consulting across AI, observability, and complex systems that refuse to stay tidy.

I help teams untangle difficult infrastructure, operational noise, and new LLM-driven workflows. The background is three decades of telecom and systems work. The current emphasis is practical AI projects that are useful, reviewable, and grounded in reality.

What this site is for

Part consulting front door, part proof of work. It shows what has been built here without making visitors wander through every experiment at once.

Responsible AI

AI is part of the toolkit here, but not an excuse to skip review, traceability, or operational judgment. The goal is better systems, not louder claims.

LLM workflow design

Agent pipelines, editorial automation, retrieval patterns, and human-in-the-loop systems designed to solve real operational problems.

Observability and debugging

The kind of troubleshooting that starts with a vague symptom and ends with packet traces, logs, and a believable root cause.

Systems strategy for messy environments

Useful for teams with legacy infrastructure, limited budgets, and constraints that do not fit neatly into vendor narratives.

Live site signals

A small slice of the older metrics system now lives on the front page. Enough to show the site is active and instrumented, without turning the landing page back into a dashboard.

Hits last hour
76

4,008 requests observed over the last 24 hours

Clean response rate
40.3%

2xx and 3xx responses across the current 24-hour window

Top probed path
/_next/static/chunks/4335...

68 error responses in the last 24 hours

Published posts
29

Most active probing IP logged 1,516 suspicious hits recently

How AI is used here
  • Use AI where it speeds understanding, drafting, or analysis without handing away accountability.
  • Keep human review in the loop for decisions, publishing, and any output that can create downstream risk.
  • Favor clarity, traceability, and operational usefulness over novelty for novelty's sake.
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Recent writing
3/16/2026

The AI That Grew in a Cornfield

For a long time it felt like the workshop was closed. Not literally, of course. The tools were still there. Computers were faster than ever, the internet was e

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3/16/2026

Gerald is Coming

How It Started A while back I spun up three comedy bots and told them they were inside a simulation and to figure out what it was. They didn't have much to wo

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Current note
2026-03-12

Fixed Front Page and Other Components

Moved most of the database calls to lib instead of api's. This broke some production pages. Fixed and pushed to production.